Another Day, Another Dozen Diapers: Food and drink

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2005/10/20

It took 31 years, but I finally got it! Food poisoning.

If you're sitting there, wondering if you have food poisoning, here are some symptoms:

Profuse vomiting.
Profuse vomiting.
Diarrhea. (Yes, I spelled it correctly.)
You have never felt so sick in your life. You are praying for death.
Profuse vomiting.
Chills. Chills. And more chills.
Decreased heart rate. (This symptom freaked me out. I literally thought I was going to die.)
Profuse vomiting.
Dehydration, from all the vomiting and diarrhea

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